“If you’ve got the money, honey, I’ve got the time” – Willie Nelson

We accept all major credit cards, PayPal, personal checks, money orders, and saddledbags full of money of course.

Personal checks and money orders must be sent via priority mail, and orders cannot be processed until the check or money order clears.

We do not accept first-born children, mortgaged souls, love letters, home-made chocolate chip cookies,  or other forms of barter, no matter how interesting.  [Although the cookies would definitely tempt us.]